How to pronounce“oscopy”in English

But what dad does not know is that Colin's second name is Oscopy.

And he says, and then, out of the deep, dark, smelly tunnel came Colin Oscopy.

And the child goes, Dad, what's funny about Colin Oscopy?

So this dad came up to me and went, oh yeah, Colin Oscopy.

He said, well, my son says to me, Daddy, what's so funny about Colin Oscopy?

And he said this, which I think was the best line-- the son says, what's funny about Colin Oscopy?

And the dad says, son, there's nothing funny about Colin Oscopy.