How to pronounce“plard”in English

against this her plard reads Basta enough let's see what comes of it things can't get any worse I'm not

first night with sleeping bags and plard we quickly formed a small stronghold what we've learned in this past year is that Revolution is like a

s my bloody March I'm going to paint your a plard and we can go out rting no on like a picket line with like banners this is not me