How to pronounce “ahem” in English

Now, of course, you'll notice Philip Morris stopped throwing dairy under the bus once they purchased Kraft Foods.But-- ahem. OK. Just 13 causes of death to go.All right. Let me quickly run through the list.

It's a Peter Pan thing.Peter Pan thing my-- ahem.I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

I can't just talk from-- that's empty rhetoric.You remind me of an-- ahem.

You're right. When I moved from-- my family moved from Ghana, which is where my parents were originally from, to Colorado Springs, Colorado when I was 12.And she was like, ahem, so you're telling me--

And sometimes I'd be like, OK, we're going to change four dishes tomorrow.And my sous chef kind of, ahem, Chef, you remember like last time, you told me that last time it didn't go so well.And you told me to tell you the next time that you shouldn't change four dishes.

They called the article "Serendipity 1, Spreadsheet 0." Now, why did they call it that?Well, as an, ahem, dedicated online dater, I kept a spreadsheet of all the upcoming first dates I had.So I'll give you a moment to take that in.

Maria: I guess his seminar on how to behave at a Paris review party.Gary: Well, you know I do so much prefer early Ian McEwan to late Ian McEwan Ahem, ahem.Students together: Well, I do so much prefer the early Ian McEwan to late Ian McEwan.

Students together: Well, I do so much prefer the early Ian McEwan to late Ian McEwan.Gary: Not so Jewish >>Male student: Mu-ha-ha Gary: No. No, no. Ahem, ahem. It has to come from deep in heart. Notfrom throat. James Franco, please teach this. >> James Franco: Ahem, ahem Gary: See this this is real author. Less is more.

Gary: Not so Jewish >>Male student: Mu-ha-ha Gary: No. No, no. Ahem, ahem. It has to come from deep in heart. Notfrom throat. James Franco, please teach this. >> James Franco: Ahem, ahem Gary: See this this is real author. Less is more.James Franco: Actually haven't read his new book -- Sad True -- whatever. But, you know, I don't think he actually wants