How to pronounce “richt” in English

Andy Richter, Tina Fey.

Andy Richter. Andy Richter: Hello.

Andy Richter: Okay. No, I don't want any water.

Andy Richter: It's Costco water.

Andy Richter: I'm sorry, Mr. O'Brien. You're drinking Costco water.

Andy Richter: I saw it. >>Conan O'Brien: Then a woman made me run up against her head. >>Andy Richter: I know.

Andy Richter: Our tour manager, our tour manager said, "You've got to check out the

Andy Richter: It's like a little bidet. >>Conan O'Brien: I understand that part.

Andy Richter: I want to see it say "filthy asses." Look, it does!

Andy Richter: No way they can fire me. >>Conan O'Brien: Yeah.

Andy Richter: As it was once written, I was seeking prime-time stardom.

Andy Richter: Yep. I was taking a lot of pills in those days.

Andy Richter: That's how you're known.

Andy Richter: Yep. I think I was going to be a -- no, I -- or was I an actual taco? >>Conan O'Brien: That's just a dream you had.

Andy Richter: No. Because it was always, like, are you going to be like in a Carmen Miranda outfit, are you going to be dressed as a giant -- I can't think of the word -- those things you shake,

Andy Richter: Oh, thank you. I designed them myself.

Andy Richter: They're super awesome shoes is what they are.

So that Richter study is so important because it shows us that the rats had it in them all along.

on the Richter scale.

like Max Richter and, unfortunately, the late Johann Johansson.

I follow Andy Richter from Conan.

And Burton Richter, actually, who's one of my-- so he's a Nobel Prize-winning physicist.

The Max Richter stuff was written as concert music, wasn't it?

7.8 on the Richter scale.

that they were Andy Richter's sketch group and uh and I went and saw them just so happens that Andy rer was

So -- Andy Richter: Well, I liked that they were, like, "Well, there's nothing that can be done about it." >>Conan O'Brien: Yeah, I know.

I went to see Max Richter "play" recently and I was, like, taken aback.

I'm pleased to welcome Matt Richtel back to Google.

All Googlers must front-cleanse." >>Andy Richter: I hope you enjoyed Twitter -- those Twitterers' filthy asses. >>Conan O'Brien: I did.

Conan O'Brien: But I -- once -- Andy Richter: "It's been recorded." >>Conan O'Brien: Once you know Matt and Trey, you know they were probably, "Whatever, good enough."

What's a realistic number that you think Richter was able to increase the rats' persistence?

So we went with 6.0 as our Richter scale design.

You know. >>Andy Richter: So I was in the bathroom, and I hear -- I think it was your Sonne , assistant screaming in the women's room.

That was it. He wasn't like Gerhard Richter, a scientist of art.

Conan O'Brien: This is ridiculous. >>Andy Richter: I know.

Why? >>Conan O'Brien: You have some -- Andy Richter: We'll be taken to the vaporization chamber and head on to the next level.

Conan O'Brien: "That is all that's acceptable." Conan O'Brien: We -- >>Andy Richter: So you didn't know you were in the -- >>Conan O'Brien: What happened is, I remember

In the 1950s, there was a biologist by the name of Curt Richter.

to somebody else? So here for example we have the Richter quintuplets, we have Andy who is the showoff, we have Donnie who is the smart one, Chareth on the end over

Conan O'Brien: Drop what you're doing and come with me. >>Andy Richter: I said, I'm now a tenured professor in show business. >>Conan O'Brien: Yes.

And you went out and bought a theme restaurant. >>Andy Richter: That's right.

Gentlemen, we miss you. >>Andy Richter: We're right here.

When it comes to measuring earthquakes, scientists use a system called moment magnitude, or mW— an update to the more familiar Richter scale.

Conan O'Brien: Yeah, and I speak enough Spanish to be able to say, "Si." Andy Richter: And he always keeps a fake mustache in his pocket.