And my high school calculus teacher always told me that I wouldn't have a calculator in my pocket. Joke 's on you. Everybody does now.So I want you to take out your Google Pixel and go ahead and calculate on your calculator-- you type in how much money your perfect year you think
we used to come out of the supermarket and you would see every car in the parking lot had been flired. Somebody gone in Xeroxed, their messages, they'd put it under every windshield wiper. And I joke all the time to my kids that that was the old version of social media, right? If you wanted to get your word out, that was how you used to do it. And you know, it would always be some cult or someweird thing that was, you know, that you'd never put it. The gatekeepers would keep from getting in the regular media, but that was how it used to be. You couldn't flooding the zone with crap
has a great bit on this or he's done a lot of work on like the early technoutopian movement and his sort of joke is always like they came up with two things. One was teladelonics or the idea of like having remote sex with eachother and they were very into that and then they were very into the idea of like VR like Timothy Liry was
That was just a joke question. Joke question. But yeah, I thought it was really brilliant the way that you've put everything together.And you spoke a bit about this too.
He said, oh, it's all in his genes. Joke . Yeah, right. It took 16 years, actually.
grown-up and hopefully a successful comedian, right? And then pairing it up with Arty Lang, who is the complete opposite of that in episode one. We we joke that Arty is like the ghost of Christmas future. That that's a joke that he would make. I'm not teasing him.He's seen it all. He's been he's been, you know, to the puppet show and seen the strings and Pete is so doughy eyed
other friends on the Dance Floor I willon say that but go ahead inside inside joke look it up on YouTube anyway umterrible anyway so uh van and I are gonna have a bit of a conversation uh for a half hour or so uh and then we're
called science Mike a friend of mine called me science Mike at a party as a joke and it stuck so like my relationship with science and ScienceEducation is very similar to like a football fan that loves NFL football
sense so how do we do it and then we'll take some questions so that's kind of that's my joke particularly kids in private schoolsso all these courses and by the way if you actually want to get trained to do this stuff with your kids you can take
There's a Freud quote about, Freud's definition of a joke like what a joke is. I actually think it's a good one. Freud says and I quote, "The pleasure of a joke lies in a kind of economy, at all times we are expending energy and monitoring our subconscious so as to ensure that our conscious perceptions come through a filtering control.The joke because it breaks down the control gives the monitoring system a holiday." So that's a very long-winded way of saying that is what we like about and enjoy about
and all its associated terrors, you know? Yeah? joke at all -- there would have been people watching that film who had taken part in a lynch mob. I mean, lynching was relatively common during that
So, this is a cartoon line. Obviously, it's not specific bacteria. But the thing is none of these things really multiply above 131-ish. So holding food at 140 is actually safer than joke on my friend." And then send me the list, too.
Here's joke one. Question: What is as big as a man, but weighs nothing? Answer: His shadow. Joke two. I heard someone laugh. Joke two. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probablybecause of something you did."
these two jokes , as well as a number of other jokes to a panel of professional comedians, the professional comedians rated joke two as the funniest out of the entire group and joke one as the least funny out of the entire group. And by using these ratings by professional comedians, and then giving all these same jokes to students in their experiment, theywere able to figure out how well student ratings of funniness of jokes agreed with professional comedian ratings of funniness of jokes . And they used those correspondences between the
trust is to remove this dependence what we need here is a kind of Declaration of joke yeah it's not original question isn't it the case that if the good guys St giving money the bad guys don't have
know where where I just made a few movies as young as curious which is a joke other than that I did a lot of research and I did a lot of legwork buti also wanted it it's fiction i think if you were going to say who who were you
joke the end yeah write a book ends a
joke and forever I thought that should just be a special thing for the people who are reading online but lately I've
joke on my dad so in the garage Bay there was a big vat of something called liquid rubber which was
joke for magicians. Uh, so you can imagine how betrayed I felt when at the age of 24, Hollingworth left the field
Jokes . Great. Staples or paperclips?
jokes for Tina Fey.
Jokes are a good way to get dopamine burst.
jokes that you might play on somebody like asking them to do something which is an impossible
Jokes are dangerous, as everyone knows, because if falls flat, you're fighting an uphill slope the rest of the presentation.
jokes -- does anybody see anything here that might, I don't know, presage trouble to come?
Jokes aside, I'm so happy to have you, my dear friend.
Jokes and everything build on this.
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jokes . Like I know now that at some point there's going to be a, an oil spill section.
jokes is that they haven't left I mean they've just kind of accepted in this very you know English stiff upper lip
jokes , because his obituary in the New York Times told the story about how, when he went to accept the Nobel Prize and went to give his -- at the press conference, the reporter
jokes , okay? Not a lot for videos about like, puppies, but it's a lot for economics jokes . And many of the hits are because the video
The joke is that Greg did the wrong thing, but he thinks he did the right thing.
And as someone who has worked in digital media, you would think I would be better at basically being able to thwart off I joke , but I think it's a really great way to get a holistic check of your finances, your financial wellness.
I joke around sometimes.
selfdeprecating joke , you know, but understand kind of the bigger situation that we're all living in.
We joke about disabilities.
We joke around that we should make T-shirts with Bibi's face on it that says, "What would Bibi do?"
Favorite joke , that's tough.
the joke , for a while, was that we had, in the writers room at "The Good Place," we had a red phone, like Reagan used
Quick joke -- what's the difference between God and Bono?
the joke I follow that up with is, COVID was kind of like, you experienced some discomfort there, extroverts.
We joke a lot.
I joke . One of my first jobs, I was a researcher at USA Today.
I joke that, of all the things I thought I would have to do when I signed up to be an F-16 pilot,
Terrible joke . - He did very well indeed.
No joke . Dye your hair dark and spray tan, so you look more Persian.