It's been used as a shampoo. It's been used as an enema. It's been used as a douche . When I actually said that to a group of students at University of California Davis once, the regentscholars, the finest students on campus, la creme de la creme, this little guy at the back put up his hand and he said,
Complaints can be powerful things. If we use them correctly, they can truly be our spinach. douchebag, but-- if in fact you started with a 'why' and then gave me the douchebag, I would've listened more." I mean, so it's very annoying, but I'll go it.
And I see that there's just some guy. this douchebags from Kodak, getting in his ear about how his-- "George, your films just don't look warm. Like they used to, when they were on film." And he's just getting at him.
And this is a very fine calculation that changes every week, let alone every year. because what a douche bag you'd be if you were that guy.
He said he's getting married. What a douche bag, right? I don't know, is he?
That's not going to cost you a nickel. They still look like douche bags.
scholars, the finest students on campus, la creme de la creme, this little guy at the back put up his hand and he said, "What's a douche ?" And I said, "Well, it's damn nearly an enema." But um he still didn't get get to know what I was talking about. I I recommend you
He's like, that guy walks in. He's a douchebag. And this guy's a multi-millionaire. Now, it doesn't mean our relationship with it is holding us back from making more of it or having more of it.
and give everybody the benefit of the doubt and see that there is a reason for everything. If a douchebag was on the phone, then you don't say that. You say, oh, well, maybe he needs to be led a different way.
It's @jettila. You can just search Jet Tila. I'm not douchey and put "chef" in front of my name. Except for my website, because I couldn't get jet.com.
Listening has been a really big part of my musical education, like you with the cassette. Too bad you look like such a douche bag."
And that Mezrich book was very thinly sourced. And maybe you think he's a douche .
So I said, yes I can. You're a boring Jew-y douche bag from New Jersey who never had a girlfriend. Of course, I can you're settling down.
That's not going to cost you a nickel. It means you look like a douche bag.
I see what they want to go put you in charge. Because what I'm looking at is douchebags with hot hands. And here's me free with no man.
It could be a number of different things. I could have been the douchebag. I could have been somebody who had some sort of mental disability and didn't know social etiquette.
I don't know if I'm telling you this for empathy or to try to explain this book, but I never wanted to write a book, ever. To me it seemed kind of douchey to write a book about yourself. It's like, what the fuck.
The most filthy song, the most perfect song, and that's a song that has come back, and it's become famous again strictly because people love to karaoke it. to do something for the really drunk douchebags who decide they're going to try this at 2:00 in the morning.
And then I went home and I thought about it, and it bothered me a little bit. Because I wasn't trying to be a douchebag in the elevator and say, oh, I can't-- there are people like that, of course. But that was not what I was trying to do.
And I watch him responding, giving power to these trolls, these hecklers. There's three or four of these frat boy douchebags sitting there with their red Solo cups shouting out that this is fake, or that's rigged, or whatever.
But there's this beautiful like, douche trap, I like to call it, in the first, like, two lines of the songs, when occasionally, on a rowdy audience, because like,
Like Lord Lucas, is there any more that I should remove their head. And he starts laughing, like the douchebag guy walks away. I start to chat and I'm like do you remember meeting little George?
I don't know if anybody saw this, but I play a hyper super douche version of myself, but on "Entourage." It's hard to explain.
Now, there is no generalized rule-- I would be a douchebag, I think you'd call it.
D-O-O-S-H? I'd be a douchebag if I said everybody could go down this path.
And then I was 30 when I had the idea, a sort of jerky, Gen-X-y, douche bag.
Yeah, yeah, of course. Ok, so Sarah Newburgh the uh-- well, the presumably respectable fiance of the douche bag I just ran into, was actually standing over me. She was straddling my face.
Dude, you really fucking are. And you know what, oh my god, you know what, I would actually love that Wall Street douche bag to meet you. Oh, I would fucking love that.
And once, there was this news, "Chilean Bought the World's Most Expensive Car." And obviously, my first reaction was like, what a douche .
And so, for Morgan, we thought wouldn't it be great to see Morgan as the Intersect and wouldn't it be also great if it turned him into a gigantic douche , you know?
The story will become 60% more interesting to White people, because it allows them to make a witty response like, I guess that douche bag had
If I'm going to be taking the bus with these people for the next month I don't want them thinking that the new guy with an iPhone is a douche bag.
I'm not gonna walk around with a big Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'd feel like the biggest douche on earth.
And I said, money walks in the room right now in this interview, what's your initial response? And he go-- I don't know if I have to bleep this out, but he goes, you're a douchebag. That's what he thought.
Something that blows my mind, it's kind of like when I was a teenager in Boston, I was going to punk rock shows. There'd be the Saturday afternoon hardcore matinee shows, which were the all-ages shows, with just a crummy local band, douchebag kids my age just plugging in their guitars.
with Captain America and Iron Man. And the guy who everybody called on whenever they needed some pompous douches ass kicked out through his forehead. The life of Thor reads
Like one time Loki was captured by the Giant Geirrod and his three evil daughters. And in exchange for freedom Norse religion patron god of Being a Total Douchebag agreed to trick