We had Nicole Perlroth, who talks about cybersecurity, and we had an event with her very recently where she expressed significant- Dane , uh, you know, concern about what AI will do to cybersecurity's, particularly infrastructure.Uh, and sure enough, we just learned that Anthropic decided not to release certain technology because it was
So Dane , you wanna come up? Dane Cook: Thanks man.Thank you. All right.
Male Presenter: Yeah, it's automatic. Dane Cook: Why do we have four beverages up here already?Male Presenter: I don't know.
Which one do you want? Dane Cook: And some of them have already been consumed.Male Presenter: This one's mine.
You can have it. Dane Cook: Are these all the past--.Is this Eddie Izzard's and--.
Male Presenter: Yeah. Eddie was here yesterday and we talked about that. Dane Cook: Yes. Male Presenter: Cool.So, we just wanted to do a little-- Dane Cook: Do a little rap battle?
Male Presenter: Just starting. Dane Cook: Drop a beat on me.Male Presenter: I can't.
So, maybe give us just a little bit of the first questions I'm asking is you came from not being a comedian to being a comedian. Dane Cook: Yes. That's how it starts.Male Presenter: How did that happen?
Male Presenter: How did that happen? Dane Cook: There was a great period where I was a comedian, but I still really wasn't a comedian.I just told people that I was a comedian.
All right. Male Presenter: Three out there. Dane Cook: Yes. Go Sox.I think we're in first place right now, I do believe.
Male Presenter: I did this morning. Dane Cook: It was called the "throw up tree." I had the throw up tree.And if I could make it past the throw up tree, I would be OK at school.
Male Presenter: So, if you're the shyest, what do your five sisters do? Dane Cook: I don't know.I've never met them.
Male Presenter: You guys are all over thirteen, ? Dane Cook: My sister Cathy will literally, when I call her, she'll be like, "Oh, my God.My fucking brother Dane is like, all over the TV.
"It's unbelievable." Male Presenter: So from that, when did you feel like you made it, or-- Dane Cook: Loosen up.Let's have some fun.
Male Presenter: It's Dane Cook. Dane Cook: I feel like I'm on "Inside the Actor's Studio."Talk about your battle with cancer, Dane .
Now I don't know what to say. Dane Cook: What do you want to know?Male Presenter: How about coolest performance that you've done?
Male Presenter: How about coolest performance that you've done? Dane Cook: I think hosting SNL was, because watching it growing up and I would act outwhenever Don Pardo would say, "It's Saturday Night Live." I would walk into the living room and pretend I was the celebrity.
Male Presenter: Were you still wondering? Dane Cook: It was unbelievable to walk out.And of course, the band's there and you're hearing this famous theme music.
Male Presenter: Not that excited. Dane Cook: No. No.Classic spit-take. Come on.
Male Presenter: I had that planned. Dane Cook: Did you see that?That was like out of "The Notebook" or something.
Male Presenter: Did we do it like this? Dane Cook: Shaking like leaf, baby.Male Presenter: That's how most rap battles start.
Male Presenter: Do you want take another sip and I can say it again? Dane Cook: Oh, no.One spit take per Google visit.
Can you tell us about your journey through the digital--? Dane Cook: Yeah. My goal was to destroy it.Male Presenter: Failed. Dane Cook: It took me a while.
Male Presenter: Thank you. Dane Cook: In 1999-2000, I was like just sitting around in my underwear eating FruitLoops, I remember. And just languishing.
Male Presenter: Can you prove it? Dane Cook: Yeah. Join my circle.Male Presenter: In it.
Wanna high five again? Dane Cook: Let's do it.Oh, and then the slow--.
You said to loosen up, right? Dane Cook: I started making meth in my bathroom at 14.Is what you're wearing considered a loafer?
I love this. Male Presenter: Me, too. Dane Cook: I was one of the first what?Male Presenter: On Google Plus.
Can you tell us what you think about the product? Dane Cook: Yeah, I don't care for it.I think it should be restarted from the ground up with ideas that I have.
And Fridays, you ask for pictures. Dane Cook: Can we talk about that here?I didn't know we could talk about that.
Male Presenter: They'll cut it for the--. Dane Cook: I do.I'll do whatever. On weekends, I'll put a picture up like, "This is what I'm doing.
But, can you share some of those stories or any of those stories? Dane Cook: No. It's none of your fucking business.What stories? Male Presenter: That people share with you.
You said a lot of them were really touching, about how you've touched their lives. Dane Cook: Oh, yeah.I mean, it's-- Some are literally about very close with my fans.
Male Presenter: Go on. Dane Cook: I mean, first of all, one of the most unbelievable correspondents I ever had was with a soldier who is over in Iraq.And we started communicating back and forth through one of the sites.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: Yeah, no.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: You can live your whole life right on here.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: You guys should build robots to have sex with.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: Well you know, 'cause there's a lot of, you know, dorks.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: Yeah. Male Presenter: A lot of people asked me to ask you, can you give us your favorite joke or an easy joke that we can slide in there?
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: No. Male Presenter: Please?
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: What about you?
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: Go ahead.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: Whoa. Whoa.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: All right.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: Why don't lobsters like to share?
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: It's starting to feel good.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: You think that's gonna work in front of Madison Square Garden?
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: I'm going to think about it.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: We'll work on that bit.
We wanna be a part of a heist." And so, in the heist thing, I say the things that you need in the heist. Dane Cook: It was like a nervous, "I can't believe he's saying that next to Dane Cook" kind of laugh.