CONAN O'BRIEN : Stephen, thank you for playing music usually reserved for a fireman's funeral.
Conan O'Brien that they'll never actually get to meet Aubrey.
Conan O'Brien show with Jerry Connell's parents, and thank God they filmed that show in Toronto where I grew up.
Conan O'Brien : Thank you.
Conan O'Brien : What is your name, sir?
Conan O'Brien : Stephen, thank you for playing music usually reserved for a fireman's funeral.
Conan O'Brien : Who the hell are you?
Conan O'Brien : Thank you, thank you.
Conan O'Brien : You don't want to -- like, I'm a "G" man or something.
Conan O'Brien : You've got to get something else going, because "Googler"!
Conan O'Brien : You seem stunned.
Conan O'Brien : Yes.
Conan O'Brien : Circling me.
Conan O'Brien : "G" man, yes.
Conan O'Brien : I'm looking for free stuff.
Conan O'Brien : My flight was supposed to board 20 minutes ago.
Conan O'Brien : So I'm sure you have many questions for me.
Conan O'Brien : You just relax and let the search engine do the work.
Conan O'Brien : That's like Stalin saying, "You guys decide amongst yourselves and then I'll kill all of you." >>Conan O'Brien : How is that Democratic?
Conan O'Brien : Give them some free chai
Conan O'Brien : You're getting nervous, aren't you?
Conan O'Brien : You're wishing I hadn't come.
Conan O'Brien : Shots of testosterone helped me.
Conan O'Brien : I am very -- I am just all man is what I am.
Conan O'Brien : So you've, like, never even heard of the television show "chips."
Conan O'Brien : it hurts so much.
Conan O'Brien : Are you sure?
Conan O'Brien : Boy, I don't -- I can't -- don't -- there's not one that comes to mind.
Conan O'Brien : Well, I guess one of my favorite things that was a repeating joke we did all the time that always made me laugh was that Mr. Simpson , even though he had had
Conan O'Brien : Do you interact with this man on a regular basis?
Conan O'Brien : I would take that offer at this point.
Conan O'Brien : What the hell is this?
Conan O'Brien : You're such entitled A-holes, hey, Conan's in the area, make him come by.
Conan O'Brien : We've got a stool for you.
Conan O'Brien : Yeah, that was pretty good.
Conan O'Brien : What's that, you want some string dance?
Conan O'Brien : Lick your fingers first.
Conan O'Brien : Okay.
Conan O'Brien : Grab the string, right side first.
Conan O'Brien : Oh, okay.
Conan O'Brien : You have no natural reflex.
Conan O'Brien : I -- wow.
Conan O'Brien : They didn't see it.
Conan O'Brien : And I said, you know, what, that doesn't really work for me, I think, in a fairly polite way.
Conan O'Brien : And they really had this attitude of, "Make him stop."
Conan O'Brien : So that started with that.
Conan O'Brien : And, you know, it has.
Conan O'Brien : And I think we can do better!
Conan O'Brien : -- forgot I wasn't running for something.
Conan O'Brien : -- you're all going to rush the stage.