CONAN O'BRIEN: Stephen, thank you for playing music usually reserved for a fireman's funeral.
Conan Doyle had studied ophthalmology for six months in Vienna.
Conan O'Brien that they'll never actually get to meet Aubrey.
Conan would like to have you on as a guest.
Conan O'Brien show with Jerry Connell's parents, and thank God they filmed that show in Toronto where I grew up.
Conan O'Brien: Thank you.
Conan O'Brien: What is your name, sir?
Conan O'Brien: Stephen, thank you for playing music usually reserved for a fireman's funeral.
Conan O'Brien: Who the hell are you?
Conan O'Brien: Thank you, thank you.
Conan O'Brien: You don't want to -- like, I'm a "G" man or something.
Conan O'Brien: You've got to get something else going, because "Googler"!
Conan O'Brien: You seem stunned.
Conan O'Brien: Yes.
Conan O'Brien: Circling me.
Conan O'Brien: "G" man, yes.
Conan O'Brien: I'm looking for free stuff.
Conan O'Brien: My flight was supposed to board 20 minutes ago.
Conan O'Brien: So I'm sure you have many questions for me.
Conan O'Brien: You just relax and let the search engine do the work.
Conan O'Brien: That's like Stalin saying, "You guys decide amongst yourselves and then I'll kill all of you." >>Conan O'Brien: How is that Democratic?
Conan O'Brien: Give them some free chai
Conan O'Brien: You're getting nervous, aren't you?
Conan O'Brien: You're wishing I hadn't come.
Conan O'Brien: Shots of testosterone helped me.
Conan O'Brien: I am very -- I am just all man is what I am.
Conan O'Brien: So you've, like, never even heard of the television show "chips."
Conan O'Brien: it hurts so much.
Conan O'Brien: Are you sure?
Conan O'Brien: Boy, I don't -- I can't -- don't -- there's not one that comes to mind.
Conan O'Brien: Well, I guess one of my favorite things that was a repeating joke we did all the time that always made me laugh was that Mr. Simpson , even though he had had
Conan O'Brien: Do you interact with this man on a regular basis?
Conan O'Brien: I would take that offer at this point.
Conan O'Brien: What the hell is this?
Conan O'Brien: You're such entitled A-holes, hey, Conan 's in the area, make him come by.
Conan , get over here!
Conan O'Brien: We've got a stool for you.
Conan O'Brien: Yeah, that was pretty good.
Conan O'Brien: What's that, you want some string dance?
Conan O'Brien: Lick your fingers first.
Conan O'Brien: Okay.
Conan O'Brien: Grab the string, right side first.
Conan , you have the power to change the game on YouTube.
Conan O'Brien: Oh, okay.
Conan O'Brien: You have no natural reflex.
Conan O'Brien: I -- wow.
Conan O'Brien: They didn't see it.
Conan O'Brien: And I said, you know, what, that doesn't really work for me, I think, in a fairly polite way.
Conan O'Brien: And they really had this attitude of, "Make him stop."
Conan O'Brien: So that started with that.