How to pronounce “pantle” in English

Right now, I could strangle Guitar Ted through his wolf man beard, curl up on Trinity's porch and beg Pastor Mike for forgiveness and sanctuary, 'safe in God's hands'. This whole thing, pogoingaround pantless in some forsaken hamlet on a diet of power bars and gas station coffee, waiting in the deep-freeze for a pack of bicyclists, for the love of God? Right now, I blame GuitarTed. We are tracking the Trans Iowa, a 300 plus mile, non-stop, endurance bike race through some of Iowa's most beautiful and least vehicle hospitable quadrants. A race, entirely the