How to pronounce “john swartzwelder” in English

My other favorite thing is that we made him impossibly old.We always -- there's an episode, I think that John Swartzwelder wrote, where Mr. Burns wants to play -- assemble his old -- a baseball team, and he wants to assemble a baseballteam of ringers. So he's going and saying, "Get Luke Appleby, Morris Brisby," all these people who died in 1905.