How to pronounce “handlebar mustache” in English

looked at as a freak I didn't know how explained my conversion to my atheist friends I didn't want to imagine how I'd changed once Jesus trulybecame the centerpiece of my life would I be wearing a rainbow wig and a handlebar mustache inside a football stadium waving at john three sixteensign at the television camera would I be compelled to walk away from material pleasures and devote my life to helping the poor I didn't want to find out